A long, long time ago, Danielle wrote about Heidi’s Alp by Christina Hardyment and instantly convinced me that I had to read it. That was five years ago today. I may not be fast when it comes to reading books off my to-read list but I am tenacious – I get there in the end!
Heidi’s Alp (also published as The Canary-Coloured Cart) is a memoir of a trip Hardyment took with her four young daughters around Europe in a camper van in the early 1980s with an itinerary gently guided by classic children’s stories. Hardyment isn’t rigid in her itinerary (sensible when travelling with so many children) so they take in scenic spots and child-friendly sites as well as places with literary ties.
Rather than a straightforward account of her travels, Hardyment’s book is part travel memoir but also part literary history. She looks at the facts behind the stories and explores at some length the life of Hans Christian Anderson, which I found unexpectedly fascinating. I was also captivated by the chapter on Hamelin and various theories behind the tale of the Pied Piper and the children he led away. Were they young people who went as colonists to Moravia? Confused with those killed at the battle of Sedemunde in 1259? A fiction created to drive 16th century tourism? Victims of a plague (like St Vitus’ Dance) or hopeful young people who set out on the Children’s Crusade of 1211? There’s no way of knowing the truth but it’s interesting to contemplate so many possible explanations.
Hardyment also goes into some detail about the logistics of living in their cramped van (christened Bertha) with so many children. At the start of the trip she is accompanied by a friend with a baby, making for five children and two adults. It sounds messy and cramped and exhausting. When her husband joins them (and the friend and baby return home) a little more order is restored but it’s still not a way I’d plan to travel.
But the places they travel to, those I would happily visit – and in some cases I already have. I loved hearing about Denmark, a country still on my to-visit list, and their experiences in and impressions of East Germany during a brief visit there. But, predictably, I mostly loved hearing about the places I know: they visit the picturesque Bavarian town of Rothenburg ob der Tauber, relax at a campground within easy boating distance of Venice, find themselves charmed by laid-back Lucca in Tuscany, and are awed by the unbelievably scenic Lauterbrunnen Valley in Switzerland. Having spent two weeks in Lucca last summer studying Italian and living within the city’s walls, I loved hearing their impressions of it:
We hadn’t meant to come to Lucca at all, let alone stay there for a night and a day, but we did. We ate a leisurely breakfast in another little square, climbed the bizarre treetopped Guinigi tower, admired the old Roman amphitheatre, and walked halfway round the shady city walls back to Bertha. Inside the cathedral Tilly found an early Renaissance effigy of silky marble, the young wife of Paolo Guinigi lying in state…We all loved Lucca, both for its beauty and for its down-to-earth quality. It was a good solid reminder of everyday reality.

Lovely Lucca
What I also loved – because I have thought it every single time I’ve crossed the border myself – is their observations of the changes you see coming down into inexplicably slovenly Italy from neat, orderly Austria:
Well, it looked like Italy. The countryside was picturesque enough. Sad cypresses flanked robber strongholds in the Dolomite gorges. The immaculate wooden chalets of the Austrian Alps had changed to dilapidated farmhouses with crumbing terracotta roofs and peeling plaster walls. Olive groves and vineyards replaced the flowery alpine pastures.
‘It’s funny,’ said Tilly. ‘The houses here are shabby again, like they were in East Germany, but it doesn’t look as if the Italians mind, somehow. It looked as if the East Germans couldn’t afford to do anything up. But it looks as if the Italians can’t be bothered.’

Northern Italy
But Hardyment is more comfortable with the more lax Italian (and French) approach to life. After a stay in Switzerland, she finds herself frustrated by national obsession with order and longs for a bit of chaos:
Switzerland had delighted us in many ways…And yet we felt strangely displaced there. The premium the Swiss lay on good behaviour and orderly living is something of a strain to those of the casual gipsy persuasion…The minute we crossed the border and met the casual insouciance of French manners, I felt a load tumble off my shoulders. We stopped in an untidy lay-by around seven in the evening to change drivers. I sat at a bitumen-covered trestle table, glass in hand, and considered the unlovely public conveniences, the overfull wastebins, the lorry-drivers drawing on their Gauloises, with perverse satisfaction.

Lauterbrunnen Valley
I can’t say I’ve ever felt that way myself but I’ve certainly felt the reverse! I was so delighted to leave Italy after an extended stay there this summer and head back to the Germanic and Slavic worlds where things are clean, people are cheerful, and everything runs on time. (It should also be noted that I come from Canada, a country based on “Peace, Order, and Good Government”, which primed me from birth to like such things.)
All in all, a very interesting concept for a family trip and a wonderfully compiled account of it. I hope Hardyment’s daughters (ages five to twelve when the trip was taken) retained their love of both stories and travel as they grew up.
This sounds delightful – and a good accompaniment to Joan Bodger’s How The Heather Grows.
More interesting than delightful, I’d say. I tried reading How the Heather Grows a few times and from my vague memories I think it was probably the better written of the two. My issue with it was that I didn’t share the same fondness for the books Bodger’s trip was focused on. Hardyment’s journey, on the other hand, looks at stories that were a big part of my childhood and stops off in places I find fascinating, which is probably why I had more success with it.
I read this a couple of years ago and really wanted to love it, as it fit so many of my reading and traveling interests. Somehow I just never connected. I think the early scenes in the too cramped camper van and something about her attitude just got on my nerves.
I can completely understand that. For me, this was an interesting rather than excellent book. I enjoyed hearing about the places they visited but never really warmed to Hardyment.